Introducing: The Mad Brides
Madness. Everything is madness. Madness is everything. Madness! Such fascinating madness everywhere.
TRISS: The mad scientist
Also known as Kat, Sun, Twi, Cookie Mafia, Omnom or any other name random people give her. Likes the world periodically. Has an attention span shorter than... look, a snail! Enjoys being a smartass. Had a childhood dream of becoming a profesional assassin. Still follows it sometimes. Weapons of choice- spear and bow. Also knives, daggers and any other kind of blades. Has more t-shirts than possible. Has had professional training in killing with hugs. Bites and licks, and enjoys it. Also claims things to be hers in such way. Is a huge bionerd and obsessed with Doctor Who. Could move to a laboratory if given wi-fi, comfy bed and library. Buys more books than able to read. Emotionally unstable. Can't stand human moronism for long periods of time. Not to mention panic attacks when required to engage human interaction. But working on it. Very good at making different facial expressions. Especially if something is wanted from others. Inner red-head. Stalks people and travels through closets. Periodically donates her soul to the rulers of hell and then regains it. Won't stay still even for a minute while in good mood. Is hyper most of the time. Doodles on everything and anything. Is in the process of becoming The Master of Stuff. Will one day control the world with modified bacteria. Purrs when happy. Is actually a cat with impossible demands for love. (Because there are no girls on the internet.)
Shania: The mad princess
Shanee, or Shan, or periodically some other obscure name. Senior high-schooler. Uses terms not even applicable in our country. Artsy, but bored. A whole zero of motivation to do things. Likeable, but then again so is a cat and it can kill you in many, many ways. Outrageously passionate about animal rights and the moronity of most human kind. Loves goats, cats and crocodiles, but hey, all Animalia ir awesome. A writer, but too lazy to write. A genius, but too lazy to think. The most charming and loud chunk of meat you'll ever meet. Meat. Loves meat! Except jiggly meat. Agnostic and polytheist, doesn't even know how that works. Has a problematic superiority complex. Wants to read ALL the books! Too busy. Or lazy. Or sleepy. Sleeps a lot or not at all. Usually most awake when Triss goes to sleep. Loves cooking, but hates getting her hands dirty. Therefore, the results are rarely less than contageous. Dislikes people getting in her dishes uninvited. Is on the career path of a World Dominator; currently heir of Hell. Doesn't like morning people. Or people. Or mornings.