Brainwaves. they get vocalised.
by Shanimillian |
& by Twimillian |
"Woop-ladidoo!"
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"Taku-taku!"
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Shan: "Bieber!"
Triss: "Yes, Bieber!"
-everyone looks at Triss shocked-
?: "Since when do you like Bieber?"
Triss: "I don't. I'm just cooperating with my evil twin sister."
Shan: "Aww, I love you."
Triss: "Yes, Bieber!"
-everyone looks at Triss shocked-
?: "Since when do you like Bieber?"
Triss: "I don't. I'm just cooperating with my evil twin sister."
Shan: "Aww, I love you."
"You’re a genius! That’s why you’re the brains and I’m the moron!"
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"Well then we’ll feed them cookies. And skittles. Cause they are colourful like rainbow and rainbow means gays. And I’d love our hippos to love gays!"
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Triss: "What kind of a woman are you, if you can't peel onions!?"
Shan: "I'm gay."
Shan: "I'm gay."
"That will be not "I'll get you drunk and take advantage of you", but "I'll get you drunk and you'll take advantage of me"!"
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"I DEMAND A CHAT BECAUSE I’M CUTE AND HALF NAKED!"
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Shan: "OMG. She's seven... asdfghjkl..."
Triss: "Mhmm.. And then there's me who can't even do a cartwheel.."
Shan: "I'm ashamed of my existance."
Triss: "Mhmm.. And then there's me who can't even do a cartwheel.."
Shan: "I'm ashamed of my existance."
"No, no. People can’t ‘is’. People can just ‘are’."
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"Do you write ‘yoga’ with double u?"
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Triss: I'm horny...
Shan: Out! Out now!
Shan: Out! Out now!
"Warning! Only for food! Including humans, plants, objects and everything that's to your taste."
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"That bastard kidnapped my bride!"
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Triss: "I roll over you! You are panflake!"
-next morning-
Triss: "I roll over you! You are plank fake!"
Shan: "What?"
-next morning-
Triss: "I roll over you! You are plank fake!"
Shan: "What?"
"Math is not my strong side.. In fact, it's not my side at all!"
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"I'm the napkin bender!"
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"Do you want to be Sergeant First Class?"
"I die now.. I dead."
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"If you snap it turns around and kills you."
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Triss: "I can't consciously flirt or coquet!"
Shan: "Darling, you flirt by being."
Shan: "Darling, you flirt by being."
"It doesn’t do straight!"
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"That's it. Enough." -puts a plushie in the bag, 3 seconds pass- "No, I can't, I miss him!"
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Triss: "There's no space in the bed!"
Shan: "You're a blanket. You don't need space."
Shan: "You're a blanket. You don't need space."
"Indeedo."
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"Twi’s learning to fly and she’s aiming for boobs!"
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Triss: "Because if you were there, I wouldn't be afraid."
Shan: "What?"
Triss: "There are too many guys."
Shan: "It's because there's no place for women on the internet.
A woman's place is in the bed. Or at the shops, in case you have loads of money."
Shan: "What?"
Triss: "There are too many guys."
Shan: "It's because there's no place for women on the internet.
A woman's place is in the bed. Or at the shops, in case you have loads of money."
"I SHALL CONQUER THE REALM OF KITCHEN AND BRING BACK GIFTS OF FOOD AND PRECIOUS DRINKABLE SUBSTANCES."
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"Let's wave to the people in the boat! NO! NOT WITH A KNIFE!"
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Shan: She looks like she has no soul.
Triss: *makes faces*
Shan: No, you have too much soul, you'd never pull it off.
Triss: I'm a very soulful being.
Shan: Very soulable.
Triss: I has ability to soul!
Triss: *makes faces*
Shan: No, you have too much soul, you'd never pull it off.
Triss: I'm a very soulful being.
Shan: Very soulable.
Triss: I has ability to soul!
"If you lick me, I won't be responsible for any further injuries."
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*doing an impression of Shan*
"I want to do things. I want to hike! Ugh. No. Outside. Why are you dragging me outside, Twi?! Is this necessary?!" |
Shan: I mean, how do you imagine I rule over freaking Hell? By being pretty?
Triss: Pretty much, yeah.
Shan: That contributes, but it's not all of it!
Triss: And by going 'meh' when others want you to do stuff, so they just do it in your place.
Shan: Now THAT one is a specialty. I use that only for boring things.
Triss: Pretty much, yeah.
Shan: That contributes, but it's not all of it!
Triss: And by going 'meh' when others want you to do stuff, so they just do it in your place.
Shan: Now THAT one is a specialty. I use that only for boring things.